Friday, September 18, 2009

Truly Asia

The Truly Asian country fearful that others are hijacking its truly Asian roots, now finally have staked claim to the Chicken Rice amongst others.
Tourism Minister Datuk Seri Dr Ng Yen Yen said there were many dishes synonymous with Malaysia’s identity but they had been “hijacked” by other countries.
“We cannot continue to let other countries hijack our food. Chilli crab is Malaysian. Hainanese chicken rice is Malaysian. We have to lay claim to our food,” she told reporters after launching the Malaysia International Gourmet Festival yesterday.
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“In the three months, we will identify certain key dishes (to declare as Malaysian). We have identified laksa ... all types of laksa, nasi lemak and bak kut teh,” she said.


Laksa should be proud to be considered. Bak Kut Teh surprisingly managed to scrape through, being a lowly pork dish.

While food seems to be welcome, other things are not considered truly Asian enough.(video here )

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A temple it seems would hinder the ability of the Truly Asians ability to functions as Muslims.


They claimed that the "noise" from the temple would disturb their own praying, and that they would not be able to function properly as Muslims.


And in Truly Asian spirit, bloodshed is promised.

“I challenge YB Khalid, YB Rodziah and Xavier Jeyakumar to go on with the temple construction. I guarantee bloodshed and racial tension will happen if this goes on, and the state will be held responsible,” shouted Ibrahim Haji Sabri amid strong chants of “Allahu Akbar!”

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

SpiceJet Sucks

A very good flight spoiled by a damaged handle.
I chose the spicejet flight from Guwahati to Bangalore due to the convenience. I think it was a very well planned route. I can go to Bangalore from Guwahati without changing planes. It fit perfecttly well with me . The flight itself was not to bad with the flight being almost full and also one hour late. ( the flight from bangalore to ghy was similarly delayed by about 2 hrs ). But had the time so I happily waited.
The real reward though was to come at Bangalore. I pick up my luggage at the Bangalore airport and find my strap broken. Now imagine having to carry a big luggage without any handle ! Sure lifts up my mood ! Add to it there was no one from SpiceJet to complain and boy did I want to complain..
Ofcourse when I was back I zapped off a mail to the customer service and as expected I get the usual canned "hands off" approach

Kindly be informed that Spicejet assumes no liability for wear and tear to luggage (scratches, torn zippers, straps, wheels, handles, scuffs, dents, soiling or manufacturer defects).


Kindly dont break my luggage if you dont "assume" any liability ! Fucking trying to give me a dose of legalese !

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Around Lithuania - Part 1

The first indication I got that I am travelling to a cold country was when the stewardess welcoming you in the plane had a thick fur coat on. I was still feeling quite warm. Got to my seat and the FlyLal plane started to taxi towards the runway. And it seemed the pilot loved taxing, the plane went on and on and I almost felt that the pilot intends to drive to vilnius as also the next 4-5 aircrafts behind us to their respective destinations. Anyway I was deprived of a good view form the plane as it was quite cloudy. Finally after few hours we landed in Vilius. And it was not difficult to find J, my host in Lithuania. As we came out of the airport I was tempted to get a handful of snow but then resisted the urge. I started on the wrong foot by trying to approach the drivers door. British colonial remains.

So after a short drive we reach J's apartment. She proudly showed off her steel door with triple locks. I never felt more safe in my life. The flat was far nicer than the one I lived in in Singapore. And it had a bath tub. Made a mental note to finish reading my book in the bath. The first thing noticeable was the food. It's rare for Indian food to be cold. But as I had read about it before coming I expected it. And in the evening went to try 'cepelinai'. It's named so because the shape is similar to Zeppelin. I was wondering how did they make a whole potato with a text like that. It had the same answer to another potato question I had for a long time: How do all the chips in a Pringles can have the same size and shape? Ans: they are made from a mashed and grated potato. Its not cut out from a raw potato. Coming back to the cepelinai, it's heavy food. One jumbo sized cepelinai was enough to make me feel full. The restaurant itself tried a bit too much to recreate traditional Lithuanian setting by putting some chicken in one corner. It resulted in the place being more touristy than real. And it was the start of my ritual for any meal in a restaurant. Take off jacket, take off scarf, take off gloves, eat meal , put on each of them back again. Meals were never such an elaborate affair in Singapore thanks to the climate.

Trakai castle

Trakai castle

Next day we drove to Trakai Castle. On the way J had a gut feeling that we were driving in wrong direction, which was confirmed by a sign board pointing towards Minsk. So we drove another 100 mts towards Minsk so as to do a u-turn. Eventually (okay it was not that bad), we reached the destination. Its a nice red coloured castle built on a landmass surrounded by lakes on all sides with a bridge connecting it to the landmass where we parked our car. J's car rather. On the way to the castle, there were old ladies selling trinkets like old russian military hats (maybe next time I go I wil buy one). Inside is a museum with some memorabilia typicaly swords, armors, porcelain (i think) bowls etc. I was surprised to find one small replica of Lion Capital of Ashoka. The lake was half frozen. Took a short walk around the castle and on the way back saw a few newly wed couples who probably came after their wedding to take some wedding pictures. Also experienced one lithuanian custom, the groom carried the bride over the bridge. They were joking, the translations provided by my guide
groom: You are very heavy.
bride: There will be far more problems darling.



After the castle, we went to try kibinai. Kibinai is not a Lithuanian dish. Its what they call karaim. I don't really remember the taste now but I remember it was quite hot inside and I had to wait for it to cool down. That being done we proceeded back home. I am not the kind of person who wants to go to see everything one after the another.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Dr. Sania Mirza

Yes in addition to being a Tennis player, she is a doctor.

CHENNAI: “When I started to play tennis, I wanted to be a doctor. I had to choose between tennis and being a doctor and I chose tennis. Now, thanks to MGR University, both my dreams have come true,” said tennis star Sania Mirza, when she was conferred with the degree of doctor of letters by MGR Educational and Research Institute University, here on Thursday.


I hope Dr. Mirza would start to play well after this significant "moral boosting" !

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Threats !

Vatal makes a watery threat


BANGALORE: Kannada Chaluvali Vatal Paksha president Vatal Nagaraj has served an ultimatum on the Government: If it does not take a decision by the end of this year to build 20,000 public toilets in Bangalore, members of his party will convert the roads outside the houses of the Chief Minister and other ministers into a public urinal on January 1, 2009.

Mr. Nagaraj told presspersons here on Monday that he would personally inaugurate the campaign by “relieving” himself in front of Raj Bhavan.

He said there were only around 500 public toilets in the State. It was said that citizens of a country that boasted several billionaires were forced to use roads and open spaces as toilets, he added. — Special Correspondent

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Yoga Okay !

So Yoga is okay !

PM clarifies — yoga okay without chanting

KUALA LUMPUR: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said Muslims who performed yoga without chanting any mantra can carry on with their activity as it was good for their health.

He urged all quarters to understand the content of the yoga fatwa issued by the National Fatwa Council and not twist facts and cause confusion among the public.


Fine and dandy, but what's really funny is
At the same time, the Prime Minister said, non-Muslims should not feel hurt or slighted by the announcement of the yoga fatwa as it was only applicable to Muslims.


You know its like saying no persons of a community A should talk to persons of community B. But B should not feel offended as it is applicable only to A. Logic ? I say brilliant !

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Fit Today Fat Tommorow

People may find themselves unfit without any changes in their physical condition. It is like magic !

Overnight, many overweight

Millions of Indians certified as fit today may need to lose weight to retain that tag of health under new definitions for obesity tailored for the Indian population released by experts today.

Monday, November 24, 2008

dyad

You have heard of 'triad' and now its time for you to know 'Dyad'

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dyad?jss=0


dy⋅ad
   /ˈdaɪæd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [dahy-ad] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a group of two; couple; pair.
2. Biology.
a. a secondary morphological unit, consisting of two monads: a chromosome dyad.
b. the double chromosomes resulting from the separation of the four chromatids of a tetrad.
3. Chemistry. an element, atom, or group having a valence of two. Compare monad, triad (def. 2a).
4. Mathematics. two vectors with no symbol connecting them, usually considered as an operator.
5. Sociology.
a. two persons involved in an ongoing relationship or interaction.
b. the relationship or interaction itself.
–adjective
6. of two parts; dyadic.
Origin:
1665–75; < Gk dyad- (s. of dyás) pair, equiv. to dý(o) two + -ad- -ad 1

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Love in Beirut

Plane grounded over boyfriend bomb fears

A BEIRUT-to-Paris flight was grounded overnight after a passenger who had left her boyfriend behind said she feared he might have put a bomb in her luggage to keep her from leaving.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Have exam will travel !

Students turn bus into exam hall in UP
tudents of a private college in Agra answered their exam paper on Tuesday afternoon in a bus stranded in a traffic jam, near Khandauli, 20 km from here.

The college authority sent the question papers and answer scripts to the students.